Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

going through my old facebook photos makes me cringe so much

I was at a christening today and the vicar was preaching about the metaphorical seeds we should plant in our lives to make us better people and she asked people to call out what they would plant in their lives and this one guy raised his hand and without a hint of a smile shouted ‘TOMATOES’ and that was me gone for the rest of the service

standing-cinema:

my dad used to be a doorman or something i don’t know

but when children would hang on doors he would say “Don’t play with the doors, Jim Morrison played with the doors and he’s dead.”

and parents would lose their shit.