iisfox:

How to read a George Orwell book:

1. Open book

2. Read book

3. Close book

4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour 

Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

going through my old facebook photos makes me cringe so much

I was at a christening today and the vicar was preaching about the metaphorical seeds we should plant in our lives to make us better people and she asked people to call out what they would plant in their lives and this one guy raised his hand and without a hint of a smile shouted ‘TOMATOES’ and that was me gone for the rest of the service